Hugo Martingale
Crypto satirist
Makes short comic sketches from crypto personalities, market jargon and the collision between corporate announcements and online meme culture.
Why read Hugo Martingale?
His Coinbase earnings-call sketch turns Brian Armstrong into a karaoke performer singing the Base slogan. The joke compresses corporate investor language and a crypto community catchphrase into a fake breaking-news format: a quick way into his style of market satire.
The SBF sketch uses an imagined future Elizabeth Warren election victory as its setup. Read the pair for the references and comic framing that circulate through Crypto Twitter; his contribution here is writing the joke around familiar people and institutions.
Selected work
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A fictional Coinbase earnings call, with karaoke
A fake breaking-news scene built around Brian Armstrong and the Base slogan.
Cite this selection
XFollowList, “A fictional Coinbase earnings call, with karaoke” reading notes in the Hugo Martingale profile. https://xfollowlist.com/people/hugo-martingale#work-6b1d2096870a
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Profile-source checking date and references · Dated reading map
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SBF after an imagined future election
A short comic setup combining SBF and Elizabeth Warren.
Cite this selection
XFollowList, “SBF after an imagined future election” reading notes in the Hugo Martingale profile. https://xfollowlist.com/people/hugo-martingale#work-60b6bed04d73
The linked work is the original source; this permalink identifies XFollowList’s reason to read it. Original work published .
Profile-source checking date and references · Dated reading map
Linked wallets
- Solana
Au1GUWfcadx7jMzhsg6gHGUgViYJrnPfL1vbdqnvLK4iOpen in explorer
Tokens in linked wallets
Open a token on Yieldo for its holders, DEX activity and contract details.
Au1GUW…LK4i-
ANSEMThe Black Bull
Balance 1,311,065.425157 ANSEM
Share of supply0.13%View on Yieldo -
CHILLHOUSEChill House
Balance 6,277,535.576636 CHILLHOUSE
Share of supply0.63%View on Yieldo -
NEETNot in Employment, Education, or Training
Balance 25,454,257.282918 NEET
Share of supply2.55%View on Yieldo -
QIBENQI
Balance 8,382,240.482853 QI
Share of supply0.88%View on Yieldo -
STONKSTONK
Balance 79,242.76777729 STONK
Share of supply0.01%View on Yieldo
Sources & further reading
Profile sources checked . This describes checking these references, separately from the publication dates of selected works.
- His public account and original comic posts.Link to this source note
- His own earnings-call parody.Link to this source note
- His own future-election joke.Link to this source note
Cite this profile’s source check
XFollowList, Hugo Martingale profile sources. Sources checked 2026-10-13. https://xfollowlist.com/people/hugo-martingale#sources-checked